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BACON President Jamie Birge to Join MCLA Baseball for Remainder of 2023 Season

Owen Brown, Sports Editor • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! As the MCLA Baseball team begins...

BACON An Anonymous Love Letter to the Bacon

?????, Unkown Stalker • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! Disclaimer (again): This creepy,...

BACON Mold on Campus May Be Linked to Zombie Behavior in Students

Aurora Bullett, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! It has been over a year since...

BACON No More Hockey, Swimming’s Back at MCLA!

Chloe Golebiewski, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! If you thought hockey coming...

BACON The Rise of a YouTube Star: MCLA Student Challenges MrBeast at VidCon

Isabel Beauchamp, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! Within a society where views...

BACON From Contemporary Art Museum to Mini Mall: The Downfall of MASS MoCA

Ashley DelRatez, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! On April 1st, 2023, there was...

BACON Meet Ponytail Guy: MCLA Campus Icon, Confessions Page Celebrity, & Heartthrob

Dylan Slonka, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! This semester has seen an uptick...

BACON MCLA Confessions Reveals Their True Identity … Surprise! It’s Us

Lily Richard, Arts and Entertainment Editor • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! It’s been long enough, we can’t...

BACON CSI to be Donated to the Communications Department

Jillian Currier, Co-Editor-in-Chief • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! After many months of back-and-forth...

BACON Maple vs. Murdock: Who Deserves the Title of MCLA’s Mascot?

Angelina Clark, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! There has been some chatter...

BACON Blast From the Past: MCLA to be Called NASC Again

Tonimarie Basil, Staff Writer • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! Word around campus is that there’s...

BACON Beacon Executive Board Arrested for Hazing Staff

Nicole Lemire, Co-Editor-in-Chief • April 6, 2023

Disclaimer: The Bacon is the April Fool’s Edition of The Beacon. The following story is purely for entertainment and is NOT meant to be taken as a serious news story! The Executive Board of The Beacon,...